Take a look at what I spend all my money on! FOOD! I eat out too much and have the foodstagram to prove it. Bon appétit.
Chicken Noodle Soup for the Dark Soul
Had a happy halloween at James` friend`s deliciously decorated party. Ate a cauldron`s worth of chicken soup and a decapitated mummy`s head. Hearing crazy stories about Vegas casino moguls and meeting someone featured on Below Deck was Wicked cool.
We`re eating the dogs! (but not the cats)
Dropped off our ballots then got us some free @buldogis hotdogs and boba with a side of goat cuteness. Voting in a swing state is literally wild at this @oneapianevada Baby Goats and Votes event.
Subway, Eat Fresh!
🍏 The Big Apple a day keeps the NYC rats away
🍕 Pizza slays on Broadway
🎭 Hamming it up - New York Style
My only regret on my solo trip to NYC is not staying longer.
Russian to Eat
• Unremodeled basement blini
• ManBearPig perogies
• Moshe Kasher herring
• Garden of the God`s salad
(this post is not affiliated with the Russian government)
Got milk? Denver does!
First time to Colorado and thank goodness Denver is Lactose & Tolerant. Meetin up with exes is more fun when they`re ex-coworkers🥛
Instant Potatoes = Instant Art
Made a QuickTrip back to Oklahoma that was OnCue. Visited the parents for my Adoption Day where we had a celebratory lunch at Cracker Barrel and ended the night watching Twisters (the movie, not the weather).
Move over Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, the potato sculptures at the Pigeon Museum in OKC are now my favorite pigeon pop culture icons.
"Cow" -Helen Hunt`s character in Twister (1996) 🌪️🐄
"I`m not back" in Oklahoma but had to see Twisters (2024) in my hometown cinema, formerly Kickingbird Theatre 📽️
🌽 WARNING CORNY POST🌽
A trip to the trippiest grocery store in town features corn juice, corn tools, and corn pills. Corn you believe it?!
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Got CLOSE to the McFarthest Spot - the farthest place in the US from the nearest McDonald’s coming in at 135 miles 🍔
Got too CLOSE to "the gate" of Area 51 and set off the alarm 🛸
Got too too CLOSE to a bee and got my first bee sting 🐝
What do you call a crustacean in sin city?A Lobster Mobster.
Working in construction has its perks. Dining with the fishes is an offer I can`t refuse.
Mamma Mia (Garden)! Here We Go Again
My emotional boomerang keeps me visiting the former team. They really putt the tea in team. From napkin pasta to cobbler in a cone, the freakiest food failure was an adult unable to pop a bag of popcorn.
Pappasitos is tow-tally my fav TexMex to share with my ExTexFriends.
Picnic with a Purpose
Born an only child (kinda), I`m now a volunteer "Big Sister". Today my "Little Sister" and I had fun at the annual picnic playing minute to win it games. Taught her to put Doritos on her burger - an experience as cool as ranch. She`s also as artistic as she is a big fan of Đạt.
Mango No. 5 by Lou Bega
What the deck? Another work trip already? We had a coach up at work and a coach down in the dugout. Get your EpiPen out, posting pics of peanuts is sure to make the Pur-dudes on my team fuss over my millennial ways. #ProfisDD
Knock, Knock.
Who`s there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Pee, nut! The bed`s on fire!
Sedona`s Official Pun
Date with Đạt in Stunning Sedona
🌄Uptown Sedona
🔮Coffee & crystals
🍕Double decker pizza
🥞 Syrup waterfall
🍖🧀 Beef `N Cheddar `N Baskets the TV Show 🤡
Arby`s has the meats and Baskets is full of treats. Thank you to my improv friends for suggesting this ridiculous, brilliant, and heartwarming show about a wannabe cloon, his mother, and of course Martha. Had to have Arby`s while watching the final episode. Featured is our actual order and a promo pic from the world wide web.
Stream it now on Hulu!
Dank Memes, Microsoft Teams & Chocolate Creams
Posting this picture of a cake to spite my elderly coworkers and to memorialize a work trip to classy San Diego. The hotel we stayed at was formerly the San Diego Trust and Savings Bank building. #NoAgeismNoCap
Seafaring at the Circus 🎪
the Walrus and the Carpenter`s dinner
Figured out my password for this account! Going to post it here so I don`t forget it next time: ?DangerouslyChEZ123
and here`s my fingerprint ☝🏼
Day one of the weekend birthday gorge. Thank you to my coworker for dinner!
Hooray! A Buffet!
My first Vegas buffet. Ceasers had more than just salad. The seafood`s fresh from the Bellagio Fountain and the desserts are straight from the desert.